@tvaziri: Twin Pines Mall became Lone Pine Mall after Marty changed the future in “Back to the Future” (1985). Is that an Easter Egg or…
@DavidDarnes Wow good or wow bad?
Sign my change dot org petition to ban @dansturm from talking about Pokémon
@jdpoc: I wonder when the Metropolitan Police will intervene with brute force in this illegal vigil, as they did at Clapham Common just…
@cookywook: I was shocked last year to discover my personal details published on RocketReach, a data harvesting platform.
Here's how it…
@jeffistyping: if you did the "twitter family tree" thing that's going around, you should probably revoke access to the app and report i…
“If you were a coffee person then that’d be good, you know like @DavidDarnes”
@forgottentowel oh no
(I checked the box to stop that thing from posting but it did it anyway, deleted now)
@cookywook Just found the article on your site, the URL the site gives me is /blog/post-slug but the tweet link doe… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1380168876126781441
@cookywook I get a 404. Tried in Safari, Chrome, and Firefox to be sure
@cookywook This link is dead
@DavidDarnes Yeah. So it looked like you just tweeted the question then said “please retweet me”
@DavidDarnes I didn't realise this was a poll and thought it was weird you were asking for RTs 😂️
Laughter is the best vaccine
@UKGovtGoogles: This made me laugh until I cried 👇 😂
@GeekyAubergine 5 now
@albertcju: What today news feel like
- Sir, there's a meteorite on a collision course with this town, we need to evacuate you immediat…
@DavidDarnes Not you specifically, but you’re definitely on the list 🙃
@jamesthomson: My tolerance for April Fool’s Day pranks from brands is at an all time low.
Read the room. Don’t. Publish.
Having "Where Is the Love?" on a Justin Timberlake playlist is disingenuous at best send tweet
@DavidDarnes it's just a prank, bro
@forgottentowel It says it right there "a model of racial equality", no need to question it at all.
@DavidDarnes I literally shouted "fuckkkkk" at how good this one was.
@DavidDarnes you're gunna be the best dad tbh
@DavidDarnes How much time do you have tracked in Harvest under "Dad jokes"?
I know y'all are concerned about the delivery status of my tea towels
@DavidDarnes Nope, I'm the same with everything. If I find a kitchen spoon or something I like, I'll buy another on… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1377245662232862722
@DavidDarnes Money well spent.
This is 100% the best life advice https://twitter.com/jesslynnrose/status/1377243665094086656
@tanktainer Good point.
Government: You may meet people outside
People: Meets people outside
Media: LOOK AT THESE PEOPLE SO IRRESPONSIBLE
@kieranmch It’s definitely more nuanced than my initial tweet for sure.
@kieranmch I would think it’s implied if I gave you my phone number so you could contact me, you would store it _s… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1377012450718052354
@kieranmch I would like Apple to drop the contacts API completely. If someone has my phone number in their contacts… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1377003688338808836
@steve228uk Well those didn’t last long.
@DavidDarnes "Plot? Where we're going we don't need a plot"
@DavidDarnes "Lorraine I—"
"GREAT SCOTT WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!"
@DavidDarnes "Producer Bob Gale confirmed the footage wasn't destroyed and still exists"
They're totally gunna release it at some point.
@DavidDarnes: Release the Stoltz cut
@DavidDarnes I thought I'd faved this already, so sorry.
I, in fact, understood that reference.
Now the Even Given is free I think we can all agree that @jeremyburge won https://twitter.com/jeremyburge/status/1375818970079576065
“We need a toilet up here”
“Say no more fam”
“We need to —“
“Say. No. More. I got this”