Voters: "Clap for the NHS"
"Also maybe vote for a party that will actually focus on the NHS?"
@TechnicallyRon: Tories: "Let the bodies pile up! Covid contracts for mates! Nurses can get fucked! Kids don't deserve food!"
@steve228uk My cats _love_ a duvet, we have one around that they use all the time. We were throwing it out maybe 5… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1390296617551503372
@LauraToddCodes: Hi everyone!
I'm looking for my first Frontend Developer role.
I've been working mainly with JS and React. If anyone…
This is so perfectly British. https://twitter.com/tobyhporter/status/1390190997011898369
@rknightuk: I just checked and the quote is “May the FORCE be with you” not “May the FOURTH” and now we all look really silly
This is voter suppression, pure and simple. Write to your MP.
Oh here we fucking go. https://twitter.com/PoliticsForAlI/status/1389139980530946048
That is a "wees only" toilet for sure
@lilula Too late I'm already there sorry those are the rules
@lilula fuckkkkkk this looks so good
@cruger7: Steamed Hams but it’s a rap
@canigetjabbed: Now booking! You can now book a coronavirus vaccination appointment in England if:
- you're aged 40 or over
We'll do a special episode when @johnvoorhees finally manages to get a PS5. https://twitter.com/ruminatepodcast/status/1387491830263123970
@MikeRogers0 The article is as bad as you imagine it is.
I think about this advert from 2004 a lot. It's a perfect explanation of why you can't just say "no politics" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ame0j8jbMY4
How much Grey’s Anatomy do I need to watch before I’m basically a doctor. Pretty sure I could use a crash cart proficiently after 2 seasons
@ShitUserStory: As a...
I want to...
– ban discussing issues in the workplace that do not have any impact on me
@bitandbang: hey let's stop idolizing these "leaders" now
@chartier: We finally have a cure for male pattern Correctile Dysfunction. Don’t talk to your doctor today.
@steve228uk It's fine tbh. There's some things I miss from Spotify like the recs are a bit better I think, but it's… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1386675383853101060
@steve228uk If you have any free months of TV+ already from a new iPhone or something they credit you each month, s… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1386674385868705792
@aaronhoyland: Hey guys, are you embarrassed to buy period products for your partner? I’ve got a foolproof solution! First, open your wa…
@tvaziri I knew nothing and really enjoyed it.
@ismh You ordered all 7 iMacs didn’t you
@steve228uk I did for a while and changing to a mouse from a trackpad helped.
@steve228uk: Omg as if the UKIP guy is a LITERAL GAMMON https://twitter.com/adambienkov/status/1384808158103851009
Full remake of GTA3, Vice City and San Andreas. https://twitter.com/TheEggman64/status/1384120350137483267
@DavidDarnes Yes, proceed.
@BorisJohnson_MP: Today I will be chairing an emergency meeting to discuss the Super League crisis.
I know I skipped 5 Cobra meetings at…
I wish MPs cared as much about actual issues as they do about the football justice league
I've been angry about this for a week tbh
I can't be the only one that had no idea M+S was the "real" caterpillar cake? Everyone I knew when I was a kid had… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1384170585924587525
That's why there's no crime happening on Facebook right now https://twitter.com/PennyMordaunt/status/1384060948734832642
@ShaneHudson Too many details, wants it done quick, I would think yes it's a scam.