dissapointed it didn't turn out to be cake tbh https://twitter.com/newscientist/status/1320757807604518912
@_brianhamilton If you're being serious, I'd probably just do a HIIT workout for that.
@lilula Just to be clear, I would not like one thank you very much.
@lilula Carve a message into one then it becomes a very inconvenient gift that people will be reluctant to throw away.
@lilula This thread is giving me life.
@_GKeenan Fuck that is nice.
@Jo_Eyre Ahh. I'm doing the trade in "online", once my 12 turns up they send you the pack to trade in the old one.… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1319632486457090050
@Jo_Eyre Yeah you can do that in the store. Might be worth phoning to check if they're doing it at the moment though.
@Hazbro Haha, well at least you get to play with your phone
why don't Trump and Biden just have a rap battle instead like the founding fathers did
@tvaziri fwiw, Twitter are saying it's not true. https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1319307052435435521
@clairewraight Don't forget you can claim some tax back too https://blog.moneysavingexpert.com/2020/04/martin-lewis--working-from-home-due-to-coronavirus--claim-p6-wk-/
"Politics is frustrating – you always want things to happen faster, and there is always unmet need"
Fellow content folk!
I've got some space for new project work over the next month or so. Shout…
Just a reminder you can see if you're MP voted against giving hungry kids food here (or how they voted on any other… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1319217556754997248
@AskVirginMoney Personally I think this is a bad decision and I will probably be switching to a different credit ca… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1318920651655307264
@AskVirginMoney I just got an email from you saying you'll be turning off "Online Service" in January 2021. Just so… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1318916914522001409
Twitter but it's just me and @DavidDarnes telling each other we did good tweets
@DavidDarnes tweeting super team today
@iainbroome Well, the reply works for both I suppose 😂️
(I have no tips to offer about the Santa thing I'm afraid)
@iainbroome Urgh that sucks. So sorry 😞️
@DavidDarnes wow this is a very good tweet
@DavidDarnes Can't believe this was 5 years ago.
@rknightuk: “Are you Marty McFly? I’ve got something for you”
“Emmet Brown would like you to join his professional netw…
Can't even negotiate a deal with a city in our own country but I'm sure Brexit is going to go very well. https://twitter.com/RobertJenrick/status/1318542072178159617
@Brunty Haha yep I just realised that while I was looking at it 😂️
🔥️ The pot image generator is now updated with Monzo Premium backgrounds so you can make all your pots looks metal… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1318476245303164929
~6.5k Monzo pot images generated since launch is wild. That's a lot of pots. https://potimages.rknight.me
@DavidDarnes Yes it’s the MagSafe one. And yeah there is a very small lip that appears to be to clip around the pho… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1318283989271105539
@DavidDarnes So thin, you can see right through it.
@monzo That exactly what you would say if it was shelves.
@cookywook Monzo × Ikea shelf range?
@steve228uk My fiancee got the exact same thing. Kinda ridiculous that if you tap it by accident (or as you say, ta… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1318146060657827847
@zavvi: ✨ Giveaway ✨
To celebrate the release of the iconic Back To The Future trilogy on 4K, we are giving away a 4K box set so you ca…
Imagine being the mayor of a city which is basically just a ceremonial role and now you're in charge of negotiating… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1318124533107261440
@Jack_Franklin I had no idea this was a genre but now I'm intrigued. I think more than I should about the one Saw f… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1318123603540480000
@AskVirginMoney Yeah I just did that and it worked. What I want to know is _why_ my account has suddenly been delet… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1318121045254176768
@AskVirginMoney I guess? Maybe once every few days while I'm waiting for a refund.
@AskVirginMoney Friday. I can see I'm not the only person having this exact same issue.
@AskVirginMoney Hi, is there a problem with login for your credit cards - says my customer ID is incorrect (it's no… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1318112418246107139
@mikahsargent new phone who dis
@laurenthehough: Sharing in accordance with the first rule of twitter, that is, if the Tom Holland Umbrella video hits hour TL, you must…