@nateboateng Okay that sounds really nice.
@nateboateng “Dark chocolate with sea salt”. This is no time to be fussy, Nate 🙃️
Can’t wait for the weekend so I can sit in my house some more.
@de I checked mine last night and it seems like most will cover in this instance. Hope you’re able to find someone else 🤞️
@de Oh that’s awful so sorry, Dan. Do you have wedding insurance?
The first 20 minutes of work Slack is just people reporting in how bad the supermarket was.
@dansturm Really helps when people wanna know who I am.
Who am I?
@dansturm The joke can live on in my bio instead.
@dansturm Now you’ve seen it I can change it back.
@dansturm No idea.
@_ewp We’re definitely headed for a lockdown. People cannot follow basic instructions at all.
@Jo_Eyre The true start of the apocalypse.
@Hazbro Yeah a week is a bit generous, maybe Tuesday or Wednesday (they need emergency legislation to do it I think)
“He says the introduction of curfews and prohibitions on movement must only come ”at the right moment“.”
So that’l… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1241783766034583553
@SadiqKhan: LONDON: This is of crucial importance:
➡️ Do not leave your home unless you have a very good reason.
➡️ Do not go to work…
@Jo_Eyre I never go to the pub but I want nothing more than to go to a pub right now.
@ahuster Everyone always forgets about him.
@DavidDarnes Seems way more stressful than I was expecting.
Barclaycard are getting rid of late and cash advance fees for the next 90 days. Good for them.
Why aren’t the other reporters refusing to ask other questions until he answers the question before them?
Or are t… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1241046360423628803
@ryamidon sweet precious angel 💞️
@iWader sssshhhh otherwise people will realise it’s just government-funded childcare
@chrishannah Oh my, so floofy!
I think we need more pet photos being very helpful during this time of isolation, social distancing, and working fr… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1240990525311909894
I had a good idea for a joke about desperate times but I don’t want to waste food so just imagine I posted a photo… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1240970100200660992
My work from home routine:
1. Get up
2. Open the BBC News live feed
3. Stare in horror for 8 hours and wait for th… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1240934851773173762
@steve228uk This is what the US is doing?
Nationwide have their payment holiday info up: https://www.nationwide.co.uk/support/coronavirus/mortgage-payment-holiday
Seems like it’s pretty much no questions as… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1240640612845662209
@iWader Cooking lunch is my favourite work from home benefit.
@nathangaskin: I miss Brexit.
@StephenWarwick9: Would rather have coronavirus thanks https://twitter.com/thesun/status/1239882838922661888
@DavidDarnes More shitposts less talky talk please
@DavidDarnes Jess said to me the other day, “Does David post anything other than coffee?”
And of course I confirmed you do not.
@jamesthomson This is the bit I care about right now https://twitter.com/zavvi/status/1240317688070668289
@jamesthomson What a terrible way to introduce it. And to make such a fuss about the announcement.
My washing machine affects the bluetooth connection of my mouse.
Working from home is weird.
@steve228uk This made me laugh.
@johnvoorhees Oh god I want one.
Schools in Wales and Scotland are closing from Friday. England and NI can’t be far behind.
@_brianhamilton good morning
@ismh “Early 20200:”
@kylesethgray Wow, those are really cheap in the UK.
@kylesethgray Oh I misread what you ordered. Either way, lots of nice bands.