@johnvoorhees Send it over, I'll look after it for you
@toktoktwan: if the salary is so competitive why won’t you tell me what it is? 😌
@wesbos Oh I don't have either of those, my apologies, I didn't realise they did other models. I have the TP Link D… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1443214970058166276
@wesbos I've had it for a while and been very happy. Not a lot more to say about it, never really had to fiddle wit… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1443213393595404294
We've got loads they can have they're all queuing up for petrol right now. https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1443170187763716104
@rknightuk: well Bezos’ was shaped like a dick so maybe we can shape this one like a snivelling sack of shit https://twitter.com/PoliticsForAlI/status/1442749903675998208
@JoseJoestarr: Ain’t no way she said this on live television 💀😭
@mattbirchler I hate it too. The _only_ useful thing is the PiP button on it when I'm on Twitch which I'm sure I ca… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1442873148723113984
@chartier Wrong link I think
well Bezos’ was shaped like a dick so maybe we can shape this one like a snivelling sack of shit https://twitter.com/PoliticsForAlI/status/1442749903675998208
@JoeHart I had this a while back "Set up a direct debit to pay me" "Do you mean a standing order?" "Same thing".
@steve228uk Only the supermarket stations even have petrol here. All the others are closed.
@steve228uk You cannot.
I know I tweeted about this a few weeks back but having been eating these meals from SimplyCook for a while now I'm… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1442783474566541317
Don't want to sound like a broken record @BorisJohnson but please know I mean this with all my heart: go fuck yourself.
Imagine if other loans worked like this. "Oh yeah I know you agreed to X but we're just changing it now, fuck you" https://twitter.com/PoliticsForAlI/status/1442211832505290755
We should create some kind of union with the EU https://twitter.com/LiamFox/status/1441757244593422338
@Guerrilla Yes please 🎉
It’s the everything is fine alarm nothing to see here https://twitter.com/NadineDorries/status/1441463208603176965
@nathangaskin Well I feel better
Tickets for @BTTFmusical booked!
It’s a Legally Blonde kind of day.
@Innocenttyler94 Love it!
@TheDollyrots This is 🔥️
@steve228uk: Here’s a Bitcoin tip for you: it’s a waste of fucking time and energy
@steve228uk I have the 3 at home and the original at the office and tbh they're both as good as each other. Only di… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1441070670927081474
@steve228uk Original MX master is still a great mouse https://www.amazon.co.uk/Logitech-Master-Wireless-Bluetooth-Windows/dp/B0761YL588
@EmmaBostian It's definitely something new since _the thing_ happened. I'm the same as you, I just won't bother if I have to do that.
@Aleen Agreed. To get me that invested after only 20 minutes is incredible.
@SpaghettiMonkey Yeah, agreed.
@steve228uk my body is ready
@steve228uk Don't toy with my emotions about the GTA trilogy
@rafahari Not at all, perfectly reasonable. When my mum was hesitant I told her she won't be seeing us for a long t… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1441002235945705475
@nathangaskin come do mine after, thanks
The next time you're tempted to write an email, don't. throw your laptop into the sea https://twitter.com/BrookeSassman/status/1440743966631088139
Someone point me to a place I can order a little cardboard cutout of my head for the roomba please https://twitter.com/ruminatepodcast/status/1440771638790791183
@steve228uk Been a long time since I've done WP, but this looks amazing.
@jamesthomson Of course.
@kellydollyrot Got my tickets! 🎉
@kieranmch There is a toggle to put the address bar at the top again (it's in settings app), that's what I've done.
@emberlab 👋️ I've seen there is a physical version being sold my Maximum games - will there be a physical version I… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1440240673622396938
@RelayFM Close enough