@jamesthomson I'm a fan of the new "Time Keeper" James. You're the Twitter equivalent of this dude from Robin Hood
@DavidDarnes I'm definitely more likely to win at css than fortnite.
@DavidDarnes "Look at this idiot can't even remember all the css properties"
Booked a non-refundable hotel because I'm willing normality back into existence
I just bought @bfsrocks tickets and I had to double check it wasn’t 2006
@jamesthomson And yet the 90s were still only 10 years ago. Time is magical.
Better do a quick rewatch of 700 episodes before listening to this. https://twitter.com/marcoarment/status/1409636693838159872
@steve228uk 🤔️ They're just gunna open up whatever happens aren't they?
@alfredapp Oh wow yes please 🥳️
I’m taking all the credit for this
@cookywook: remember lads, if you want to get away with crimes, simply do them in the past https://twitter.com/PoliticsForAlI/status/1408510477668339718
I assume right now someone at @PoliticsJOE_UK is scrabbling to rewrite the lyrics of "It Wasn't Me"
hey @MattHancock resign
@Lletnek Not sure I'd have time for much else if I did that 😂️
Me getting ready for payday https://twitter.com/AAAAAGGHHHH/status/1402180343063482381
@joesteel First toot could be about how Mad Max was all practical and that’s why it looks very good
take back control 2 https://twitter.com/ruskin147/status/1408027087085182979
@DavidDarnes fuck it
@DavidDarnes Any idea what font that is?
@cookywook Yep happened to me recently a couple of times.
This fucking country wtf stop https://twitter.com/joymorrissey/status/1407741479812993025
@DavidDarnes Yeah I'm leaning towards leather too. I did see this one which looks nice (not leather) but then I saw… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1407979938758770690
@DavidDarnes Putting together a list for the office in the new house of things I want to buy and desk mat is one of them.
@DavidDarnes Did you decide on a desk mat in the end?
@haveigotnews: On the fifth anniversary of the Brexit referendum, a completely unified United Kingdom looks back fondly on half a decade…
What in the living fuck is this https://twitter.com/PoliticsForAlI/status/1407385635762081809
@steve228uk It's awful, sorry to hear that.
The "rival" football match here always ends with everything trashed (… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1407366004645187586
The amount of leeway Football gets over other forms of entertainment is staggering.
Weird, UEFA seem very excited about politics when it means whole teams don't have to isolate when one player tests… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1407364307877347337
@DavidDarnes @jkspn You can try it btw with the Safari Tech Preview: https://developer.apple.com/safari/download/
I wouldn't even know… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1407352476437733383
I'm very wary of shitting on stuff because real people worked hard on it but this new tab UI in Safari with everyth… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1407351727414726665
Marvel: The most ambitious crossover ever
Avril: Hold my skateboard https://twitter.com/AvrilLavigne/status/1407079167619846160
@steve228uk She's the same age as me and I look about 10 years older 😂️
As is tradition, I ordered discounted cat food for prime day.
@DavidDarnes This is right before he stomps on the concrete and the parking structure collapses.
@DavidDarnes It happened
They should have campaigned on this. Remain vote would have been 100% https://twitter.com/itsnicethat/status/1407035669852180483
@steve228uk The real reflection of how bad it is is that Game still have the collectors edition (at half price). Th… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1406996081469231104
@steve228uk I keep forgetting this exists until I see a patch that apparently fixes it. Any excitement I had for th… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1406994651077300227
@steve228uk I was just thinking the exact same thing.