That is a "wees only" toilet for sure
@lilula Too late I'm already there sorry those are the rules
@lilula fuckkkkkk this looks so good
@cruger7: Steamed Hams but it’s a rap
@canigetjabbed: Now booking! You can now book a coronavirus vaccination appointment in England if:
- you're aged 40 or over
We'll do a special episode when @johnvoorhees finally manages to get a PS5. https://twitter.com/ruminatepodcast/status/1387491830263123970
@MikeRogers0 The article is as bad as you imagine it is.
I think about this advert from 2004 a lot. It's a perfect explanation of why you can't just say "no politics" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ame0j8jbMY4
How much Grey’s Anatomy do I need to watch before I’m basically a doctor. Pretty sure I could use a crash cart proficiently after 2 seasons
@ShitUserStory: As a...
I want to...
– ban discussing issues in the workplace that do not have any impact on me
@bitandbang: hey let's stop idolizing these "leaders" now
@chartier: We finally have a cure for male pattern Correctile Dysfunction. Don’t talk to your doctor today.
@steve228uk It's fine tbh. There's some things I miss from Spotify like the recs are a bit better I think, but it's… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1386675383853101060
@steve228uk If you have any free months of TV+ already from a new iPhone or something they credit you each month, s… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1386674385868705792
@aaronhoyland: Hey guys, are you embarrassed to buy period products for your partner? I’ve got a foolproof solution! First, open your wa…
@tvaziri I knew nothing and really enjoyed it.
@ismh You ordered all 7 iMacs didn’t you
@steve228uk I did for a while and changing to a mouse from a trackpad helped.
@steve228uk: Omg as if the UKIP guy is a LITERAL GAMMON https://twitter.com/adambienkov/status/1384808158103851009
Full remake of GTA3, Vice City and San Andreas. https://twitter.com/TheEggman64/status/1384120350137483267
@DavidDarnes Yes, proceed.
@BorisJohnson_MP: Today I will be chairing an emergency meeting to discuss the Super League crisis.
I know I skipped 5 Cobra meetings at…
I wish MPs cared as much about actual issues as they do about the football justice league
I've been angry about this for a week tbh
I can't be the only one that had no idea M+S was the "real" caterpillar cake? Everyone I knew when I was a kid had… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1384170585924587525
That's why there's no crime happening on Facebook right now https://twitter.com/PennyMordaunt/status/1384060948734832642
@ShaneHudson Too many details, wants it done quick, I would think yes it's a scam.
@tvaziri: Twin Pines Mall became Lone Pine Mall after Marty changed the future in “Back to the Future” (1985). Is that an Easter Egg or…
@DavidDarnes Wow good or wow bad?
Sign my change dot org petition to ban @dansturm from talking about Pokémon
@jdpoc: I wonder when the Metropolitan Police will intervene with brute force in this illegal vigil, as they did at Clapham Common just…
@cookywook: I was shocked last year to discover my personal details published on RocketReach, a data harvesting platform.
Here's how it…
@jeffistyping: if you did the "twitter family tree" thing that's going around, you should probably revoke access to the app and report i…
“If you were a coffee person then that’d be good, you know like @DavidDarnes”
@forgottentowel oh no
(I checked the box to stop that thing from posting but it did it anyway, deleted now)