@DavidDarnes I literally shouted "fuckkkkk" at how good this one was.
@DavidDarnes you're gunna be the best dad tbh
@DavidDarnes How much time do you have tracked in Harvest under "Dad jokes"?
I know y'all are concerned about the delivery status of my tea towels
@DavidDarnes Nope, I'm the same with everything. If I find a kitchen spoon or something I like, I'll buy another on… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1377245662232862722
@DavidDarnes Money well spent.
This is 100% the best life advice https://twitter.com/jesslynnrose/status/1377243665094086656
@tanktainer Good point.
Government: You may meet people outside
People: Meets people outside
Media: LOOK AT THESE PEOPLE SO IRRESPONSIBLE
@kieranmch It’s definitely more nuanced than my initial tweet for sure.
@kieranmch I would think it’s implied if I gave you my phone number so you could contact me, you would store it _s… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1377012450718052354
@kieranmch I would like Apple to drop the contacts API completely. If someone has my phone number in their contacts… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1377003688338808836
@steve228uk Well those didn’t last long.
@DavidDarnes "Plot? Where we're going we don't need a plot"
@DavidDarnes "Lorraine I—"
"GREAT SCOTT WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!"
@DavidDarnes "Producer Bob Gale confirmed the footage wasn't destroyed and still exists"
They're totally gunna release it at some point.
@DavidDarnes: Release the Stoltz cut
@DavidDarnes I thought I'd faved this already, so sorry.
I, in fact, understood that reference.
Now the Even Given is free I think we can all agree that @jeremyburge won https://twitter.com/jeremyburge/status/1375818970079576065
“We need a toilet up here”
“Say no more fam”
“We need to —“
“Say. No. More. I got this”
“Days off”? What a fucking moron
I mean this from the bottom of my heart, go fuck yourself @BorisJohnson https://twitter.com/Stef_W/status/1375909783304278017
@jeremyburge: sorry sorry I'm trying to fix it
@ismh Weird fish or gtfo
If I was a cargo ship I would simply not get stuck in a canal
@TextBuddyApp You're very kind but there's no need to do that 👍️
@TextBuddyApp Just wanted you to know I bought the app because of the post on Brett's site but I got so excited to… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1375119534949011467
@usefathom I want to display the value of one of my goals on one of my sites.
@DavidDarnes what kind of framework is that
@finnvoorhees: I've just released HextEdit, a fast and native hex editor designed for Big Sur!
📝 Insert, delete, copy/paste bytes & str…
@Keir: On the 20th anniversary (ok, a day late) of Mac OS X, here are the gorgeous product boxes. Still bummed you can’t by physical cop…
I’ll buy a HomePod when Siri is good or at the heat-death of the universe, whichever comes first
@cookywook Part of this falls on parents not willing to talk about money. Even now, my parents will rarely talk abo… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1374688767299219459
@jamesthomson It is now
Love to wait two weeks while some shoes I ordered sit clearing customs. Thanks Brexit.