We’ve been together 10 years a bit longer won’t kill us.
@SamTheGeek It does not.
Just found out our wedding insurance (bought way before covid) doesn't cover us for cancellation due to government… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1355289919829192708
If I was making a vaccine I would simply make one that only requires one dose and also made loads of it
@cookywook the christmas one was really good though
@DavidDarnes: I'm currently scheduling in work for the next couple of months and I've got some availability coming up. If you're looking…
@InternetHippo: This may be controversial but I’m starting to think there’s one set of rules for rich people and another for everyone el…
We all laughed when they added the stocks app to the Mac
@Jo_Eyre Oh that sucks, so sorry.
@Jo_Eyre We only had one booked (which we booked in February 😂️) but it was cancelled so we got all our money back anyway.
If any of you wanna buy stonks for no particular reason, Freetrade will give us both a free share if you sign up wi… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1354542508571820034
Reachy and Bot Handy™ coming to Netflix summer 2021 https://twitter.com/ruminatepodcast/status/1354536445965455364
@negaoryx: 99% of the time, I ignore trolls and ban them. 1% of the time, I do this:
@dansturm where you bean
@DavidDarnes: ✨ News: I’m going freelance full time! Focusing on front-end, design & content writing.
Very grateful for the people who’v…
Seems like a good idea during a pandemic @BarclaysUK (I can login online but apparently mobile apps are different f… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1353685195581493249
@forgottentowel Don’t worry, the PS5 is the same but everything loads a bit quicker.
God dammit why can’t we have nice things https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1352703336043130880
@kylesethgray: did anyone do this yet
@eduardoboucas I use Gitify (which I see you now mentioned). The latest version is a bit buggy but it’s been good f… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1352012195832467469
thank fuck for that now I can go back to not thinking about america every day
@cookywook: imagine how cringe it would be if when a new PM got elected robbie williams or someone came out to sing about how great brit…
@steve228uk Also, it literally starts at £5.99. £13.99 is the top end 4K/4 screens price. What a dickhead.
@DavidDarnes That's actually not a bad idea, we already have a admin panel that everyone can login into (even those… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1351853276464115712
@DavidDarnes What I want is the ability to configure required fields for filing issues. I spend half my time asking… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1351849991606841346
@dannyodwyer: .@MegaRan is a treasure 👏👏👏 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-DwA07tUFM&feature=emb_title
@_Floodlight: Everyone who "flipped burgers" before getting a desk job knows exactly which one is harder.
@rafahari Only since March last year 😂
@Jo_Eyre I did it - if you do the trade in as part of buying it you get the money off when buying then they send yo… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1351130292380180482
"Local people should have the chance to be consulted whether a monument should stand or not"… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1350727486728974338
who had "sea shanties make a comeback" on their 2021 bingo card
@DavidDarnes Ooo fancy, thanks
@DavidDarnes I didn't sign up quick enough to your newsletter (I keep meaning to do it and only remembered yesterda… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1350007518857199616
@kieranmch That tweet will have a birthday before lockdown is over
Oh please fuck off you bellend https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/1349440482942844937