We’ve been together 10 years a bit longer won’t kill us.
@SamTheGeek It does not.
Just found out our wedding insurance (bought way before covid) doesn't cover us for cancellation due to government… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1355289919829192708
@ismh @aspiringrobotfm A movie with Ashanti in the lead role...wasn't good? Colour me shocked.
If I was making a vaccine I would simply make one that only requires one dose and also made loads of it
@cookywook the christmas one was really good though
@daveymackintosh: I'm still looking for a #React/#ReactNative/#nodejs contract, if you're looking for a good, friendly, human focussed d…
@DavidDarnes: I'm currently scheduling in work for the next couple of months and I've got some availability coming up. If you're looking…
@InternetHippo: This may be controversial but I’m starting to think there’s one set of rules for rich people and another for everyone el…
@rknightuk: STOCKS
We all laughed when they added the stocks app to the Mac
@Jo_Eyre Oh that sucks, so sorry.
@Jo_Eyre We only had one booked (which we booked in February 😂️) but it was cancelled so we got all our money back anyway.
If any of you wanna buy stonks for no particular reason, Freetrade will give us both a free share if you sign up wi… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1354542508571820034
Reachy and Bot Handy™ coming to Netflix summer 2021 https://twitter.com/ruminatepodcast/status/1354536445965455364
@negaoryx: 99% of the time, I ignore trolls and ban them. 1% of the time, I do this:
@ryamidon @dansturm So sorry #whereubean
@dansturm where you bean
@DavidDarnes: ✨ News: I’m going freelance full time! Focusing on front-end, design & content writing.
Very grateful for the people who’v…
Seems like a good idea during a pandemic @BarclaysUK (I can login online but apparently mobile apps are different f… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1353685195581493249
@stimmo: Good website to check if your MP is a prick.
http://ismympaprick.co.uk/
@forgottentowel Don’t worry, the PS5 is the same but everything loads a bit quicker.
@DavidDarnes OBS should do the trick no? https://obsproject.com
God dammit why can’t we have nice things https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1352703336043130880
@kylesethgray: did anyone do this yet
@eduardoboucas I use Gitify (which I see you now mentioned). The latest version is a bit buggy but it’s been good f… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1352012195832467469
thank fuck for that now I can go back to not thinking about america every day
@cookywook: imagine how cringe it would be if when a new PM got elected robbie williams or someone came out to sing about how great brit…
@steve228uk Also, it literally starts at £5.99. £13.99 is the top end 4K/4 screens price. What a dickhead.
@DavidDarnes That's actually not a bad idea, we already have a admin panel that everyone can login into (even those… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1351853276464115712
@DavidDarnes What I want is the ability to configure required fields for filing issues. I spend half my time asking… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1351849991606841346
@dannyodwyer: .@MegaRan is a treasure 👏👏👏 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-DwA07tUFM&feature=emb_title
@_Floodlight: Everyone who "flipped burgers" before getting a desk job knows exactly which one is harder.
@rafahari Only since March last year 😂
@Jo_Eyre I did it - if you do the trade in as part of buying it you get the money off when buying then they send yo… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1351130292380180482
"Local people should have the chance to be consulted whether a monument should stand or not"… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1350727486728974338
who had "sea shanties make a comeback" on their 2021 bingo card
@DavidDarnes Ooo fancy, thanks
@DavidDarnes I didn't sign up quick enough to your newsletter (I keep meaning to do it and only remembered yesterda… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1350007518857199616
@kieranmch That tweet will have a birthday before lockdown is over
@Pokemon: #NewPokemonSnap when? 👀
Your journey through the photogenic Lental region begins on April 30! 📸
Oh please fuck off you bellend https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/1349440482942844937
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