@PaulBrandITV: EXCLUSIVE: Video obtained by ITV News shows Downing Street staff joking about a Christmas party on 18th December last yea…
@steve228uk silly stephen, the police don't investigate crimes that happened in the past
evergreen tweet https://twitter.com/rknightuk/status/1442226319236894721
@nooctothorpe: Updated trailer for my YouTube page. Like what you see? I’d love to have you join me in building a more positive gaming c…
@jwhamilton_: hi i made an alfred workflow to convert between temp units https://github.com/jwhamilton99/alfred-temp-conversion
@jwhamilton_ Oh this is excellent sir.
@aeryn_thrace: New personal policy:
Whenever a woman tells me her skills at X are not very advanced, I will automatically assume her c…
@PulpLibrarian: Working from home vs working in the office.
@MKBHD: Alright, I'll be giving away this $10,000 Gucci XBox to a follower who retweets this in the next 24 hours. I'll ship it anywhere…
@Jo_Eyre Really easy. Stick pellets in the burner thing, leave it 15 minutes, stick the pizza in.
@tanktainer Sum XLI
@cassiecodes I'll stick to the sofa-and-bed-verse thank you very much.
@jeremyburge I'm sure you've been sent this already but on the off chance you haven't https://javier.xyz/emoji-to-scale/
Me checking in on the Relay members Discord https://twitter.com/ismh/status/1466447237219864576
Stop sending christmas cards would be a good start https://twitter.com/portsmouthtoday/status/1466429530688606211
@steve228uk during a pandemic coming on twitter to brag about your wealth just wow 😂️
We're back after missing our first month ever. It's a good one. https://twitter.com/ruminatepodcast/status/1466149867995156483
@punkrockfactory You're in some good company here
@jsnell Thanks, I wasn't able to see a banner or anything in Apple Music.
@jsnell Is this Apple Music? How do I see this?
@jamesthomson Same here, happened twice this week already.
@DavidDarnes So one project worth of node_modules then?
@jesslynnrose We’ve just moved house and I spent an hour looking for one of my cats thinking he had escaped. Went t… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1465983529012060162
Then I'll be back into my usual christmas albums:
- @TheDollyrots: https://songwhip.com/the-dollyrots/a-very-dollyrots-christmas
- Twisted Sister:… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1465967326705201155
It's the 1st of December which means it's time to listen to this christmas song episode of @topfourish as is tradit… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1465965591643271170
@steve228uk Make sure you open all your windows to ventilate the house.
@steve228uk It's like they don't even want decent 5G.
@nooctothorpe: Hi. I made a trailer for my YouTube channel. I’d loved it if you’d share it with someone who you think would like my vide…
Booo @bfsrocks gig has been moved to next year 😭️ thanks ~brexit~ covid
@cheekygirlie86 Got the same for the Guildford one. Think they've postponed the whole tour.
I need a six part Netflix documentary about the beeping in @siracusa’s house.
I'm literally sitting on a goldmine. https://twitter.com/CoinersTakingLs/status/1464048937468190724
@videOHgames Is that a Monzo pride sticker 👀️
@punkrockfactory Last night was amazing guys, such a good night 🤘
@BTTFmusical It's B, $300.
@DesignDamon I went back to the story and found this line "The couple from Reddish, Stockport, have previously disp… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1463484225982763012
@DavidDarnes I made the same joke in our work slack
@andybeta Good morning to you too Andy.
I will fight all of you conga line people. https://twitter.com/sophywong/status/1463263876317794305