@jamesjgill: Self-report daily.
Help slow the outbreak.
Identify those at risk sooner.
Get the COVID Symptom Tracker for iOS and Androi…
@steve228uk Yep, sounds like you probably shouldn’t.
@DavidDarnes This might be a good game “Robb explains the plot of horror movies with only the cover to base it on”
@DavidDarnes Do I? I’ll take your word for it.
I have no interest in Horror movies, so I just make judgements based on the covers.
@DavidDarnes It’s like The Ring, once you watch you’re sucked in forever (I haven’t seen The Ring, I’m just guessin… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1242713204310061056
Spoiler alert: Haircut, then a burger from my favourite cafe.
A week into lockdown and I’m already talking about what I’m going to do when I get out.
“couples should "test" the strength of their relationship and decide whether they want to live permanently with eac… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1242496293253021697
@kylesethgray That is, as it happens, exactly how I use my iPad.
@lilula I didn’t choose the thug life.
@_GKeenan but her emails
@steve228uk I said the same thing to someone else. So many people will think this is a spam text.
If you know someone like this, especially a family member, give them shit and don’t let up just because you know th… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1242431321957269506
“Why do we need a lockdown, people can follow the rules”
@ncremins The Apple TV version lets you login with the iOS app but I’m guessing you didn’t have that option for the LG one?
@samjstirling: me when I see Sue from next door going for her second walk of the day
@DavidDarnes just middle class things™
Contactless limit in UK to be increased to £45 https://www.ukfinance.org.uk/press/press-releases/contactless-limit-uk-be-increased-45
@ShaneHudson Nope, hairdressers have to shut. I was due mine this week so I’m already looking a bit ragged. After t… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1242372525696454679
@imyke Thinking that about my holiday to Rome I booked in January for the summer 🤔
Stay safe 💞
We’ve been grounded.
@nateboateng Okay that sounds really nice.
@nateboateng “Dark chocolate with sea salt”. This is no time to be fussy, Nate 🙃️
Can’t wait for the weekend so I can sit in my house some more.
@de I checked mine last night and it seems like most will cover in this instance. Hope you’re able to find someone else 🤞️
@de Oh that’s awful so sorry, Dan. Do you have wedding insurance?
The first 20 minutes of work Slack is just people reporting in how bad the supermarket was.
@dansturm Really helps when people wanna know who I am.
Who am I?
@dansturm The joke can live on in my bio instead.
@dansturm Now you’ve seen it I can change it back.
@dansturm No idea.
@_ewp We’re definitely headed for a lockdown. People cannot follow basic instructions at all.
@Jo_Eyre The true start of the apocalypse.
@Hazbro Yeah a week is a bit generous, maybe Tuesday or Wednesday (they need emergency legislation to do it I think)
“He says the introduction of curfews and prohibitions on movement must only come ”at the right moment“.”
So that’l… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1241783766034583553
@SadiqKhan: LONDON: This is of crucial importance:
➡️ Do not leave your home unless you have a very good reason.
➡️ Do not go to work…
@Jo_Eyre I never go to the pub but I want nothing more than to go to a pub right now.
@ahuster Everyone always forgets about him.
@DavidDarnes Seems way more stressful than I was expecting.
Barclaycard are getting rid of late and cash advance fees for the next 90 days. Good for them.
Why aren’t the other reporters refusing to ask other questions until he answers the question before them?
Or are t… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1241046360423628803
@ryamidon sweet precious angel 💞️
@iWader sssshhhh otherwise people will realise it’s just government-funded childcare