@JohnONolan As an aside to this, this is one of the reasons I’m glad modern banks like Monzo will tell you about active card checks.
@steve228uk Nope, no friends for straight couples. Those are the rules.
@steve228uk Fuck I’m glad my fiancee is normal. How do people live like this?!
@Jo_Eyre Yeah it sucks, I’m not sure why they didn’t just do UBI and be done with it.
@Jo_Eyre Right, forgot about that.
@Jo_Eyre Isn’t tax on dividends like 7.5% for basic rate?
The March 31st picture is from Andy Samberg’s opening song from the 2015 Emmys and it’s amazing
@Hazbro I wasn’t suggesting it’s correct to do so, but given how much filtering of CVs there is I suspect it might… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1244984467300769796
@DavidDarnes: A livestream of me peeking out the window to see if anything interesting is happening:
Assuming they go ahead and do college/university grades based on teacher assessments/other non-standard methods, wi… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1244907651911344128
@LiataisLibrary: Heads up for folks in the USA;
If you're not having a food emergency, please don't go to the grocery store on April 1…
@jamesthomson Might just be me, the Technic look isn’t for me. Although I might buy this one anyway.
@jamesthomson I wish it was Creator theme rather than Technic though, would look _way_ better.
@DavidDarnes Hard to say how big it is, looks about the same as the Mustang.
@DavidDarnes Shame it’s technic tbh, I was hoping for something on level of the Mustang or the Caterham.
@StevieBuckley: PETA there, asking the big questions
@StevieBuckley “You shouldn’t fish in real life, so you shouldn’t do so in the game, either.”
I wouldn’t murder pe… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1244587672250789888
@daveymackintosh That made me laugh way more than it should.
Good job we’re on lockdown so I’ve got time to work out how to change the clock on my oven.
@MaxTemkin: Coronavirus is the one special disease you get treated for free. Middle of the disease bingo card. Any other medical issue y…
@vic_bell I don’t think so, there’s specific wording for allowing that in the legislation.
@_brianhamilton Ham and mushroom.
@DavidDarnes Do it
@steve228uk: If both Boris Johnson and Matt Hancock can effectively do their jobs from home then why weren't they following their own ad…
@Jordanmemari Got nothing else to do 😂️
Imagine if the government put this much effort into helping the vulnerable all the time.
@monzo How does one acquire some of those sweet stickers? 😁️
@iWader: Maybe business owners should stop avoiding tax by paying themselves with dividends. Everyone does it, myself included, but year…
@mattcassinelli Oh my god
@ahuster I love my large adult room.
@BenRiceM How dare you talk to me, peasant.
(Hope you’re doing ok 🙂️)
Can’t wait to sit in a different room at the weekend.
@steve228uk Tesco were doing mostly the same last night (more people in though) and it was one person per household… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1243138258248388610
@RussellBishop Good point 😂️
To the recruiter emailing about a job for immediate start with an office in central London: probably not right now.
@johnvoorhees We did what we could.
The real lockdown is the friends you made along the way (at a safe distance).
@_ewp well you say that but https://twitter.com/rknightuk/status/1240286330023751681