@joesteel It’s 86 here and the whole country is basically dying.
@joesteel 122?! Why does anyone live there omg
@TechnicallyRon: I fucking love London. So many people shouted FUCK YOU at the president of the US weeks before he came that he's avoidi…
@heartofpixels I’m not watching it, I just bet on it. I’m okay.
this is a sports tweet so sorry
Of course I bet on Brazil to win.
@KatherineCory Wow, I used to have a whole bunch of these. I think my dad got them from the petrol station for me.
@callumchapman I can’t vouch for the work (they’re doing it in a couple of weeks) but http://valuedoors.co.uk price… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1015229436344619008
@ismh Congratulations Stephen 🎩
@andybeta We do this a lot and actively encourage it. It works so well.
Yesterday afternoon: I cannot fix this problem, I might be retired before I fix it
This morning: Done in 2 minutes… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1015142103012249600
I don’t even like football but the memes are amazing
Has anyone ever died from having the “Football’s coming home” song stuck in their head because I think I might be t… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1015134824460378112
@ndaught I have a smart TV but I only connect it to the internet one every few months to get updates.