@andybeta There was a heart, but no cock.
When the instructions say not to spray humans with it, they’re not fucking around.
Spoiler alert: it hurts a lot
@jamesthomson I think you’re right.
@DavidDarnes How exciting.
There’s a lot more stupid hot takes when I call my mum.
Although she just called them “opinions”. Weird. https://twitter.com/JustinMcElroy/status/1012712283196284928
@jamesthomson It definitely didn’t say lite in the name, so 👍
@jamesthomson Full I think (does lite have a different icon?)
@_brianhamilton dammit that wasnt suppose to be a public tweet
tweets, but editable
@jamesthomson Our door fitter was using PCalc on his iPad. Thought you’d like to know.
Our door fitter was using PCalc on his iPad. Thought you’d like to know.
@jamesthomson: I have but a single promo code left for a PCalc Six Colors shirt, and I’m going to do the annoying thing with it 😤
@chartier Wait for Prime Day if you can — I picked up a 200gb one for £40 last year.
@holly: These chicks don't even know the name of my gate
If he doesn’t get knighted this year we might as well get rid of the honours altogether. https://twitter.com/cjsnowdon/status/1012439971188310017
@johnvoorhees Oh my
@BuzzFeedUK: Exclusive: After years of attempts by politicians, journalists and activists to stamp out conversion therapy, the British g…
None of the original Star Wars movies are particularly good movies. https://twitter.com/WorldofIsaac/status/1011389156390514688
@KatAlexPas: This is one hell of an ad for using Monzo. The bank that has got your back https://amp.theguardian.com/money/2018/jun/27/identity-theft-warning-after-major-data-breach-at-ticketmaster
@ahuster I did that for a few years. It’s not.
@_brianhamilton isn’t that just twitter though
@_brianhamilton What slack groups am I missing out on‽
@greyham: MacOS Mojave localises the trash can, it’s now a bin! 😆
What the hell. https://twitter.com/NPR/status/1011614560917344257
@tiffanyarment I’m guessing these are UK only, but some of these are amazing:
@jamesthomson Now I feel really stupid that I wasn’t able to guess it.
@callumchapman I like it better than cookmark.
@jamesthomson Doesn’t look like anything to me.
@Rachel_England I’ve been doing house decorating the past 3 weekends. Between the heat and the paint, at the end of… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1011545675547455488
@philipamour Depends how they got your number. Nothing illegal about phoning to follow-up an email.
Come for the hot takes, stay to hear how we’ve decided to say Mojave. https://twitter.com/ruminatepodcast/status/1011226361518870529
@ruminatepodcast: The latest episode is coming but _someone_ got very busy and didn’t edit it yet.
narrator: it was Robb
@emilybluntz: evangeline lilly just ended male actors and she f*cking snapped!
@ncremins The smart home one with weird payments and stuff?
@jamesthomson Maybe we should have a whip round. Gotta be big enough to not even see other people living there.
@RussInCheshire: Homosexuality is forbidden by the bible. So are poly/cotton socks.
Leviticus 19:19: "You shall not... wear a garment…
@Aleen I am shocked.
No one in the history of the world has ever said this. https://twitter.com/dannolan/status/1009245771865001984