@cgpgrey: Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cold out there. That's right, woodchuck-chuckers it's…
tweet of the year https://twitter.com/chrishawes/status/846842039144730624
@chrishawes: Remember to set your clocks back 44 years tonight.
@EasterWatch: ???? John 19:25:
There stood by the cross of Jesus his mother, her sister and Mary Magdalene. And when Jesus saw them, he sa…
@imyke Quilts *and* textiles‽ Going all out ????
New favourite account ???? @EasterWatch
@XeroAPI This page is also missing, this is linked from your new documentation. https://developer.xero.com/documentation/libraries/php/xerooauth-php-tutorial
@XeroAPI What happened to the docs? Lots of pages missing including this one: https://developer.xero.com/getting-started/code/php/ which is linked from GitHub
@Xero What happened to the docs? Lots of pages missing including this one: https://developer.xero.com/getting-started/code/php/ which is linked from your lib on GitHub
TIL Intercom has gif search for some unknown reason.
@AngrySalmond: We're living in the most political unstable era of my lifetime, and the Daily Mail are writing sexist articles about our…
@Sarkies_Proxy: Dear companies.
Stop developing chat bots. They are really shit.
@_GKeenan But did you say "God dammit, Klein" this week?
Actually don't tell me.
There are people who spend their time yelling at the Mars Curiosity rover on Twitter https://theoutline.com/post/1307/conspiracy-theorists-use-twitter-to-yell-at-mars-curiosity-rover
@kleinmaetschke Any extensions installed?
@iWader *makes a note to get you a phone* ????
@ahuster reply.getHotTake() is not a function
@ahuster all day every day
@heartofpixels good adulting ????
@cgpgrey Apparently 1 in 30 current pound coins is counterfeit, hence the change.
UK Government != One MP https://twitter.com/9to5mac/status/846316820915261440
@Keir Right. (Although there is value in the “finger painting”, etc).
BUT 12 weeks off a year should give people lots of choice.
@Keir We knew this when she took the job.
@Keir Or that.
Teachers suffer with this as well (my girlfriend, and by association, me) but we just deal with it.
Which they aren’t. Supply and demand will always make school holiday times more expensive Pay the price, or don’t go on holiday. Simple.
Term time: Where most children were absent http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39380529
This article is resting on the idea that holidays are required.
@harlekun I can’t even with these people. It’s too stupid.
@danwellman You’re right. The entire FB page is *exactly* like that. I’m completely flabbergasted.
I honestly can’t tell which flat earth stuff is real and which is parody.
“I’ve never seen any evidence of gravity in my life”
This is so stupid I couldn’t refute the claims if I tried.
I was on on a Flat Earth Facebook page and found this video “Gravity Debunked in 42 seconds” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCQP_I3gYUg
Just saw this video on FB about a “head transplant” https://www.facebook.com/ScienceNaturePage/videos/1033910753407849/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
Isn’t it a body transplant though? ????
@imyke: TFW you hear a song that’s sampled in Girl Talk and you think it’s about to KICK OFF.
@chartier Pretty sure they do, yes.
@ryanflorence Semantic UI.
@Cheesy_Combo Well we can't ban idiots.
@Cheesy_Combo There been ~3000 gun related deaths in the US this year so far. I can't find stats for the UK, but average is ~150 per year.
@heidamazeballs I'm sure you'll do great ????
@heidamazeballs Oh that's awesome! Feel free to to DM me if you have questions in the future.