@forgottentowel I assume this edition is pre-Batman vs Superman?
@jumponadoughnut: Merry Christmas with love from Southsea x
@lilula Damn Lil your hair is ????
@hrtbps: 7am: no politics today, it's Christmas
1pm: HEY DAD, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO RUIN YOUR GRANDKIDS' FUTURES BECAUSE YOU BELIEVED A BU…
@serenawilliams: I had to Wikipedia my age the other day. I forgot how old I was.
@heartofpixels: imagine getting up at 8am on boxing day to go to the dfs sale
@steve228uk Golf story?
the whole house smells like gammon now and it’s amazing tbh
@jamesthomson *googles v’ger*
@jamesthomson I’m amazed there’s still code from the original in the current. I assumed it was a Ship of Theseus/Trigger’s Broom situation.
Go buy it. Lets get James that iMac pro for Chistmas. https://twitter.com/jamesthomson/status/944394393640931328
@JimMFelton: "You can take the red passport and the story ends. You wake up in your bed and everything's fine."
"Or you can take the bl…
@StevieBuckley: imagine giving a fuck about the colour of a passport
@ncremins Same. At some point, the 3DS has to end right? I can’t see then supporting 2 portables forever.
@kylesethgray Ive wanted to do some bonanza ones for a while but I don’t even know where to start
My Club Macstories membership now shows @viticci’s face for the payment in my bank statement ????
Good advice for every day. https://twitter.com/ffffelix/status/944119946312855552
@johnvoorhees Manual labour injury.
This wasn’t even an EU decision in the first place. https://twitter.com/tnewtondunn/status/943967747293286400
@Aleen Tearaway trousers are performed by trained professionals. Do not attempt this at home.
(a metal bracket fell on my face) ????
@steve228uk They can die in a fire
I accidentally bought normal Oreos instead of double stuffed. Christmas cancelled.
- He’s Basically Stephen Hackett https://twitter.com/ruminatepodcast/status/943923063946665988
@DanHarper7: Imagine if every tweet started like a YouTube video.
"What is UP guys, DanHarper7 here back with another tweet. Before we…
@steve228uk I bet it wouldn’t.
And work is done for the year.
*tears trousers off*
@rmlewisuk: Thank god tech blogs are around to defend Apple.
@marcoarment You mentioned recently your messages not coming through to your Mac on Sierra, same happened to me. I… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/943838197095727104
@newtheatreroyal I have tickets for Saturday, am I able to pick them up tomorrow instead of on the day? Thanks
@andybeta I like to live on the edge.