~ @AlexPotter1993 is graduating today ????
Send him all the great gifs.
@simonmumbles This is why people don’t vote — it’s a complete shitshow.
I have now appointed myself the title of Chairman of the chopping board. https://twitter.com/holly/status/752470749793886209
@holly Seriously, you nailed this. Well done ????
@holly I can’t believe she went with the “you’ll regret it later on” argument. You did well not to punch her.
@steve228uk: So that’s it? We get a completely uncontested, 100% unelected PM after voting out of an “undemocratic” EU?
What an utter f…
@levie: Nintendo's mobile strategy:
2008: what's an iPhone
2010: what's an Android
2014: still no
2016: change how society…
@mightyshakerjnr That’s already happening — https://twitter.com/arstechnica/status/752251636333023232
@ThePracticalDev: Since so many of you have left your careers to follow your real passion.
@johnvoorhees: Still trying to understand how a t-shirt featuring cat anuses got made AND purchased.
@alexdnz: Tumblr thinks going outside to play Pokemon Go is the equivalent of hiking on the wilderness for a week
Rocket League is my life now ????⚡️
@_brianhamilton Might have to fire up he N64 now you’ve reminded me about that game.
@phil_bennett like you wouldn’t believe
Man arrested after woman stabbed outside bank in Portsmouth ???? http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/crime/6-10pm-update-man-arrested-after-woman-stabbed-outside-bank-in-portsmouth-1-7470264
Now *this* would be a good feature for iOS10. https://twitter.com/DavidDarnes/status/751829061165584384
@_ewp Shut up Ed you don’t have kids so obviously you don’t care about the future of the country.
@BenedictEvans: It’s terrible how people go around smearing politicians by accurately reporting what they say
@andrealeadsom “Theresa will be really sad she doesn’t have children”?
Wtf kind of statement is that?
@searls: Pokemon GO is answering, "what'd happen if everyone hid inside for a decade before suddenly exploring the outdoors?" https://t.…
@DanHarper7 I’ll be there in 5
jk iOS doesn’t even have it ????
@jsnell $49? You can’t afford *not* to buy one.
@imyke I’m the same username on there if you wanna play online some time ????⚡️
@imyke Crazy numbers. Do you play?
Direct link because Twitter’s compression makes that unreadable:
@DanHarper7 Does android have weird scrolling on AMP pages?