@DavidDarnes I’ve had it before, but this is the first one to open close to me.
Five Guys time. ????????
TOO MUCH WIKIPEDIA http://rbbl.ws/shr/15/bSKiFeuyzM.png
@imyke It was glorious.
@imyke I think the latest Cortex is the only time I’ve heard you swear on a podcast (outside of Bionic).
Keep Sunday Sacred http://www.conwayfor.org/jesse_lucas_keep_sunday_sacred The opening paragraph is hilarious.
“How do you know John?”
@KatherineCory Guessing it’s the Mac app store bug. You need to delete and redownload (or possibly a computer restart will fix it).
@40_thieves Because I’m organised. Not because I like Christmas ;)
@40_thieves I think you should move house.
@40_thieves Too early. Far too early.
@teawithlemon Hiding behind terrorism is an easy excuse for these people who likely wanted to close the borders before the Paris attacks.
@teawithlemon: Y’all can have your weddings and babies but the happiest day of my life is going to be when they make cash no longer a le…
@teawithlemon The stupidest part is I was buying something to get change for the bus — because they don’t take card payments either.
@teawithlemon Should have been. Basically, they didn’t want my money if it’s inconvenient for them. Won’t be going there again.
This was my morning. This shouldn’t happen in 2015.
“Sorry we cant let you pay with a £20 note, we don’t have the change”
“I’ll pay by card then”
“There’s a minimum charge for cards”
Comcast injects JS into pages to show copyright notices https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/709451/11262425/e3a87a82-8e33-11e5-9a69-8af72cb0babf.png
My white neighbor thought I was breaking into my own apartment. Nineteen cops showed up https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2015/11/18/my-white-neighbor-thought-i-was-breaking-into-my-own-apartment-nineteen-cops-showed-up/