@AtiehS: The fire started on the patio and engulfed the entire building in around 5mins
@AndyNicolaides Yep, I can't play anything this morning.
@martynhett: people on facebook are praying for a dog with a slice of ham on its face thinking it was injured in a house fire https://t.…
Things of mine that have been hacked in the last week: Steam, Xbox Live and now Netflix. FFS.
@DanHarper7 It's suppose to blur like this
@SpaghettiMonkey It's so stupid.
Why the hell does the Amazon app on Xbox have achievements?!
@floopily: Best new apps.
Remote is neither of these things, Apple.
@imyke The first comment on this story on Reddit.
@Lletnek What the hell kind of order is that?!
@SpaghettiMonkey Loads of queues at Gunwharf this morning. People are weird.
@SpaghettiMonkey Rushing back now. Omg.
@DavidDarnes The things we do for love.
I'm in the Ugg store. Send help.
@ryamidon Dude, spoilers.
@mattalexandbook: This is your monthly reminder to always be apologizing when on the beach, and why you're wrong.
@mightyshakerjnr Login has stopped working for me completely now.
@mightyshakerjnr It’s happening to loads of people https://twitter.com/ShamsJorjani/status/680486708215955456
???????? to cook to + @tiffanyarment
@jamesthomson: Merry Xmas all! *
* Void where not applicable. Not all Xmasses are merry. Ask your doctor if Xmas is right for you.
@astro_timpeake: I'd like to apologise to the lady I just called by mistake saying 'Hello, is this planet Earth?' - not a prank call...j…
@simon_tabor For a moment, I thought Max was a human. Then I remembered, dog not human.
…But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
“I invite you all to join my professional network on Linkedin“
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle…
@de OMG *logs into Facebook*
I get to play Sunset Overdrive until 8 tonight. Best Christmas Eve ever.
@AndyNicolaides I think you're underestimating how many adult customers Lego have. I've complained for all sorts and it always gets resolved
@AndyNicolaides Email Lego customer services, they're amazingly good at sorting stuff like this.
@cdransf You know what to do
@mightyshakerjnr: I’m just saving this for later.
@imyke It's *much* easier this week if one hasn't seen Star Wars.
@johnvoorhees Yep, all done.