@theresa_lauren: "It happened in the '90s, so, you know, like ten years ago."
"But the '90s weren't--"
"TEN YEARS AGO."
Why post this here? You know we’re all enablers of your habit.
@andybeta Good point. But wow.
[the word ‘homophones’] “…would be confusing and sometimes could be considered offensive”
Blogger fired from language school over 'homophonia' http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/politics/58236366-90/says-english-homophones-language.html.csp
@itvmeridian: BREAKING: Eastbourne pier is on fire @itvnews
“Draw me like one of your British podcasters”
@joesteel Did you make this? https://twitter.com/DefocusedShow/status/494262466986409984
@DefocusedShow This is truly magnificent.
@cox_tom: What people mean by the term "guilty pleasure" 99.5% of the time is "something genuinely joyous pretentious dickheads told me …
“ I am a Capricorn and I’ve always had to watch my knees” http://www.pulsetoday.co.uk/news/political-news/gps-could-use-astrology-to-treat-patients-more-efficiently-says-mp/1/20007385.article#.U9jBE2RdUm5
Related: I heard the skele-gro they use in Harry Potter could reduce the number of broken bones treated in hospitals.
GPs could use astrology to treat patients more efficiently, says MP http://www.pulsetoday.co.uk/news/political-news/gps-could-use-astrology-to-treat-patients-more-efficiently-says-mp/1/20007385.article#.U9jAi2RdUm4
Why is he not being sacked for being so stupid?
SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE ™: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvNEZ4WWQIk#t=95
@joesteel Not sure what was going on.
@ow: I guess there's a new Mac Mini about to land
@JoshAJHall: Medium is the best scam ever. They've raised $25 million to get writers to publish unpaid on a platform they can't monetise.
Code Cards is really close to it’s funding goal https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/carlosxcl/code-cards
@cliffano: Sometimes a project can turn out like this...
@_ewp Replace your ID in this https://gist.github.com/rmlewisuk/45630e1e0ed62558928e
Is this new? => GitHub Importer https://porter.github.com/new
How a bug in Dropbox permanently deleted my 8000 photos https://email@example.com/how-bug-in-dropbox-permanently-deleted-my-8000-photos-cb7dcf13647b Holy shit.
@Reverend_Scott: *T-Rex stubs his toe*
OUCH I'M SO MAD. JUST... MAD. I'M...
"Angry? Agitated? Irritated? Anno-"
SHUT UP THESAURUS NO …
@shawnblanc: Just upped my Kickstarter pledge for App: The Human Story. Would be a shame if this documentary didn't get funded. http://t…
Dear Instagram https://blog.bolt.co/2014/07/28/dear-instagram
@zaccolley “Packed full of useful stuff”
GitHub's CSS · @mdo http://markdotto.com/2014/07/23/githubs-css/#quick-facts
Table cat http://photos.robblewis.me/table-cat/
Daring Fireball: T-Shirts http://daringfireball.net/members/shirts#shirts
@PenmanRoss: NEWS: Man Not Allowed to Bypass ID Check. http://m.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/id-check-for-sir-chris-hoy-at-chris-hoy-velodrome-1-3487260