@viticci Instapaper Zero
@MrLadoodle Doesn't work.
Hey Skype, how about you give me the option to remove my Facebook contacts. Ffffuuuuuu...
@Starboard_Media Riiiight... *backs away slowly*
10 pints of snakebite on a Friday is not conducive to a happy Saturday.
@TerryLucy From what I remember of yesterday, it's still a thing. 2 pints for £2.50 at the union. Couldn't afford *not* to buy it.
@NickXJohnson Wed're u. Babylon.
@LauraAdshead Not being able to have it makes us want it more...
This is living http://instagr.am/p/IzAJjlsrXH/
Snakebite, sat outside the union: heaven. If there's anything better than this, I don't wanna know about it.
@HannahEllerker Yay my own hash tag :p Sidenote: http://0.tqn.com/d/chineseculture/1/0/J/d/5/zi00063.gif
@HannahEllerker The unstoppable force that is The Robb.
@HannahEllerker I just bumped into Christy...she wants to go out for a drink with me :p
@HannahEllerker Ha. You sexpot.
My mum just asked me if I want "a record token" for Easter.
New: RIM to "Focus on the Corporate Market" http://rmluk.eu/H1mTHk
@chrissalmon: It'd be quite fun if the government introduced a Panic Buy of the Week. Next week could be corned beef or frisbees, per ...
@jgamet: Three things I'm surprised still exist: Fax machines, Google+, RIM.
OH: "Who's Hitler?" "Oh, he had a camp and killed a few Jews". Wow.
You know who's missing an opportunity? Kebabs shops. Get a licence, sell cigarettes. #millionpoundidea
@TerryLucy It's "the new Petrol". It's been upgraded with quad-core graphics.
Girl at pizza hut nearly didn't charge me for my pizza. I reminded her. #suckerforaprettyface
@BeckyHack1 Hey gorgeous :) xx
@XxClaireFiona Haha I did the vaseline beforehand but still got some. This is what happens when I'm single and have to things for myself.
@XxClaireFiona Tips for getting hair dye off your face/neck/everywhere else I got it?
I don't think I can go another three weeks without seeing @XxClaireFiona. Come back!!
Happy Easter to me. http://instagr.am/p/Iu37ehsrdd/
@jamie_bassett Just unhide it then :)
@jamie_bassett Not really sure it's a weird automatic thing. If you right click > get info you can show the extension.
New: Kindle Touch Available for UK Pre-order http://rmluk.eu/HbJxQt
Urgh. How do I always forget the password for my local wordpress development environment. Idiot.
Few more tweaks to my blog, looking a lot cleaner now. http://therobb.com
@iainbroome Thank god you told me. I was worried. ;)
@XxClaireFiona Im still here :D
Just had to look after my mums puppy for an hour.
Side note: I'm never having kids.
Disco elephant. http://instagr.am/p/IrdrOPsrX4/