@Real_Dave_Watts 'Cause she's got a stupid face. Probably.
@rickygervais: If you want to deny stuff, why choose things like The Holocaust and fossils?
All that evidence must be a real pain in ...
I'm selling my MacBook Pro if anyone's interested. Mates rates available, of course :) http://www.friday-ad.co.uk//YI147P680
My parents must be deaf. The TV is so loud.
@itsArmaan Sausages wrapped in bacon :)
Queen's speech? I'm going for a cigarette. Although I do like how she says "often".
God is not Great and loads of other Kindle books are 99p today on Amazon: http://rmluk.eu/tGNQ6G
@imyke And to you sir!
OMFGYES. My mum bought me a MacBook Air.