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Just had to use my lip piercing to remove my sim card. I'm like James F**king Bond.
• @thetrainline are a perfect example of how Twitter should be used for customer service/interaction.
@dariorecchia Calm yourself mate, let's get this weekend over with first ;)
Can't believe there isn't an app for buying train tickets. Bit of searching and it turns out @thetrainline are releasing a new version soon.
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