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Always check sizes when ordering online

2021-05-16 08:21:07
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@rknightuk: The CDC says fully vaccinated people can dance if they want to. They can leave their friends behind.

2021-05-15 19:07:17
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The CDC says fully vaccinated people can dance if they want to. They can leave their friends behind.

2021-05-15 09:46:49
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@QVic619: I’m so dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is the funniest TikTok I’ve ever seen.

2021-05-13 21:26:09
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@DavidDarnes https://www.instagram.com/p/CO0NZBjn4bv/?igshid=11a43nb7ay9z9

2021-05-13 20:57:45
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I don't preorder games usually, but @insomniacgames have convinced me.

2021-05-13 10:41:24
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https://twitter.com/kellysue/status/1392544797131374593

2021-05-12 21:01:18
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Back to the true meaning of the show: terrible food. https://twitter.com/ruminatepodcast/status/1392566436518928386

2021-05-12 19:45:10
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@_ccoder_ 👍️

2021-05-12 13:00:59 in reply to @_ccoder_
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@flashboy: Queen opens her speech: "Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty, you're listening to the monarch from the big bad city."

2021-05-11 10:40:25
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@rachel_bilski @DavidDarnes @steve228uk There was some mention that there's multiple dumps of numbers going round,… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1392052144090533890

2021-05-11 09:41:08 in reply to @rachel_bilski
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@DavidDarnes @steve228uk @rachel_bilski Have I Been Pwned has the FB data and you can check phone numbers there: https://haveibeenpwned.com

2021-05-11 09:30:53 in reply to @DavidDarnes
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@steve228uk Was your number in the FB leak by any chance?

2021-05-11 09:25:36 in reply to @steve228uk
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Something that stuck with me was a woman in her 40s saying "No one in my family has photo ID".

2021-05-11 08:22:09
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Depending on the circles you run in, you might be thinking "who doesn't have ID?". I worked for ~8 months in a seco… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1392031507896807425

2021-05-11 08:19:08
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@DavidDarnes No they don't, I think every 10 years you have to "renew" for a new photo but they don't expire. I'm n… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1392030860354936835

2021-05-11 08:16:34 in reply to @DavidDarnes
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As I suspected, the problem barely exists. SIX cases of voter fraud so now everyone will need ID which will stop a… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1392025140339396608

2021-05-11 07:53:50
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If we "agree" that it's okay to have to pay to vote what about if it was £100 for ID? What if we make is £10k inste… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1391680168247365636

2021-05-10 09:03:02
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I've discussed this with friends before.

"It's £20 for a provisional licence, what's the problem". Not everyone ca… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1391679784384663560

2021-05-10 09:01:31
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@kierongillen: This is, to use the technical term, some bullshit designed to disenfranchise primarily poorer voters, justifying itself t…

2021-05-10 08:59:09
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@Aleen @johnvoorhees Little potato...things?

2021-05-10 07:50:46 in reply to @Aleen
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Follow up: The space raiders tasted like potato smileys with a slight beef flavour. The hula hoops tasted like litt… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1391655914348945408

2021-05-10 07:26:40
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@benjaminreid oh my god

2021-05-09 14:52:16 in reply to @benjaminreid
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Where is your god now

2021-05-09 13:40:02
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@trevormkay: Today I'm launching https://www.screensizes.app

A complete guide for Apple displays. With information like Display Properties,…

2021-05-09 12:31:48
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@DavidDarnes @monzo Truly ahead of its time.

2021-05-07 21:47:01 in reply to @DavidDarnes
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🚀 is this stonks

2021-05-07 21:44:16
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@DavidDarnes I took a risk, I had no idea if you still used Monzo or not 😂

2021-05-07 21:37:18 in reply to @DavidDarnes
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@DavidDarnes: @rknightuk I am done 🤣

2021-05-07 21:36:57
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@DavidDarnes 👀

2021-05-07 21:33:33 in reply to @DavidDarnes
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🤔️

2021-05-07 11:49:03
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Voters: "Clap for the NHS"

"Also maybe vote for a party that will actually focus on the NHS?"

Voters: "Nah"

2021-05-07 07:59:50
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@TechnicallyRon: Tories: "Let the bodies pile up! Covid contracts for mates! Nurses can get fucked! Kids don't deserve food!"

Bunch of…

2021-05-07 07:57:19
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@steve228uk My cats _love_ a duvet, we have one around that they use all the time. We were throwing it out maybe 5… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1390296617551503372

2021-05-06 13:25:18 in reply to @steve228uk
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@LauraToddCodes: Hi everyone!

I'm looking for my first Frontend Developer role.

I've been working mainly with JS and React. If anyone…

2021-05-06 12:43:38
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This is so perfectly British. https://twitter.com/tobyhporter/status/1390190997011898369

2021-05-06 08:11:00
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@rknightuk: I just checked and the quote is “May the FORCE be with you” not “May the FOURTH” and now we all look really silly

2021-05-04 15:24:01
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@jwhamilton_ omw

2021-05-03 17:42:19 in reply to @jwhamilton_
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This is voter suppression, pure and simple. Write to your MP.

2021-05-03 10:30:10
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Oh here we fucking go. https://twitter.com/PoliticsForAlI/status/1389139980530946048